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Books That Make Me Laugh / Books That Make Sense of Life / Children's Books for Adults / Film

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Shameless self-promotion: my long-awaited first book is now available: The Lawyer's Guide to Internet Research, which I wrote with Tara Calishain. Although geared to lawyers, this book explains how to find all kinds of helpful information online -- government agencies, court rulings, legislation in progress, forms to create business entities, other people, lawyers, general interest resources.

The Hogfather by Terry Pratchett. It doesn't matter if you've never read any of the other volumes in the dauntingly prolific Discworld series. This wonderfully weird story stands and delights on its own. Something's happened to the Hogfather, Discworld's equivalent of Santa, so Death steps in to carry out the traditions. Except that Death doesn't have much of an understanding of the workings of the holiday -- or of anything else in life. Wickedly funny.

Neverwhere, by Neil Gaiman. A captivatingly dark story of a parallel world below the streets of London, as imaginative as Lewis Carroll's Alice books, and much more disturbing. Read it now, before the Jim Henson Films production comes out and puts rubber faces on characters that need to exist in our mind's eye.

Stardust, also by Neil Gaiman. Beyond the town of Wall lies a meadow, which townspeople may enter only once every nine years -- except for one boy, whose quest fills this inventive, lovely (but non-cloying) tale of the land of faerie.

Writing a Woman's Life, by Carolyn G. Heilbrun. A short, provocative analysis of how biographies and autobiographies alike shape the telling of the female experience to fit a narrow definition that conforms with societal expectations but not the truth of life. I've given away (sometimes unintentionally) more copies of this than I can keep track of.


Books That Make Me Laugh
Comics

My taste in comics is old-fashioned and surreal. Windsor MacKay captured the hallucenogenic landscape of dreams in the seminal comic strip "Little Nemo in Slumberland." Several years ago a fantasy publisher collected the strip into multiple hardcover volumes. The Complete Little Nemo in Slumberland is out of print but can sometimes be found.

Except for the dated uniform of the policeman who dogs them, a surprisingly modern (and absurd) air permeates Krazy Kat and his mercurial companion, a brick-tossing mouse named Ignatz. Krazy Kat: The Comic Art of George Herriman paved the way for Looney Tunes and Pogo.

In a category all of its own is Julius Knipl, Real Estate Photographer. It's a series of cartoons exploring a weird, bleak urban world somewhere between 1940s New York and a turn-of-the- century REM state, in which everyone has a vaguely Eastern European name and people engage in singular professions like bra strap adjuster, false eyebrow importer and parked car reader. Bizarrely captivating.

Jazz Age Humor

Literature of the 20s and 30s has a special fascination for me. Discovering The Marx Brothers (books & videos about whom you can get through The "Why A Duck?" Bookstore ) led me to read my way through the Algonquin wits and, from them, all the erudite humorists of the time. Two were immediately enshrined in my pantheon. Newsman Don Marquis spun strangely moving free verse about a cockroach named archy, who left messages by hopping from one typewriter key to the next, and his friend mehitabel, a scrappy alley cat who espoused the life philosophy "tour jours gai, wotthehell, wotthehell." The currently available collection is archy & mehitabel by Don Marquis. archyology: the long lost tales of archy and mehitabel is the most recent anthology

The Compendium has been often compared to the style of The New Yorker, early vintage. One original contributor I'e admired for years is Robert Benchley, who was far more prolific than currently available anthologies of his work would suggest. Short of rooting through old bookstores (which is how I've come across my collection), try Benchley Beside Himself, Benchley Lost and Found , Benchley Or Else, (did I mention that the man was prolific?) The Benchley Roundup, My Ten Years in a Quandry and How They Grew, Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea or David Copperfield and The Best of Robert Benchley, illustrated by New Yorker cartoonist Peter Arno.

Space Age Humor

Eating People Is Wrong by Malcom Bradbury is a vicious skewering of academic life. I bought this on the strength of one excerpt in a review, and was delighted by the 297 pages that sandwiched it: "There are parties where everyone comes to like all the others present, and parties where hate burgeons and what is left at the end of the evening is a deep estrangement from the human race. This was the latter kind .... The people who before ten o'clock had been standing were now sitting; those who had been sitting before were now lying. 'This,' Tanya murmured to Treece, 'is a party at which everyone almost imperceptibly moves nearer to the floor.'"

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett (paperback; mass market paperback) is the funniest book I have every read. When the time comes for the Anti-Christ to be born, a mix-up in the hospital puts him out of the clutches of the forces of evil -- who scramble to get to him as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse fire up their motorcycles for the final confrontation. Working for them, sort of, is a being named Alistair Crowley, who started out as the snake in Eden and drives a car with a strange property: every cassette tape he plays in it inevitably turns into music by Queen. The chapter introducing Famine, who is an international businessman in the fast food business, contains the single funniest footnote in all of literature.

A great commentary on the mad whirl we call modern life is Claudia Shear's autobiographical Blown Sideways Through Life. Ms. Shear has had 50 or 60 jobs, including artist's model, Italian film extra, and whorehouse receptionist, which prove to be grist for a very articulate mill, not to mention the basis for a one-woman show off-Broadway and on PBS.

Penn & Teller's How to Play With Your Food is full of evil tricks and pranks. If anyone ever successfully pawns off the volcano recipe masquerading as sweet little cookies, I want to know about it.

On that ongoing comedy known as relations between the sexes:

Cynthia Heimel has penned the ultimate guidebook, Sex Tips for Girls . With pointed dating tips, testimony to the restorative powers of red shoes, and explanations of "Zen and the Art of Diaphragm Insertion" and where men have been hiding since the 1970s, it makes for great dramatic reading at social gatherings. Heimel's If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet? is a cheering collection of short columns continuing the general theme.

Jean Shepherd's Wanda Hickey's Night of Golden Memories and Other Disasters apt description of a hormone (and alcohol) ravaged prom night will have you laughing out loud.

Monty Python

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (video script)
Chant along with the series videos: The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus: All the Words Vol. I.; Vol. II
The Fairly Incomplete & Rather Badly Illustrated Monty Python Songbook
The Brand New Monty Python Papperbok is pre-smudged to save you the bother, while Monty Python's Big Red Book is in fact bright blue (and out of print).
Not a Python project, but a kindred spirit, is The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash (video).

Children's Books for Adults / Film


Books That Make Sense of Life

Top of the list is Julian Jaynes' utterly fascinating The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind. Jaynes uses archeology, art history and modern-day neurology to back his assertion that man first gained self-awareness when the physiology of the human brain changed.

Annie Dillard's An American Childhood is a poetic memoir, in which images and incidents circle back again and again as memories do in our minds.

I've given L'Engle's meditations,Walking on Water: Reflections on Faith and Art, to more people than I can keep track of. Although she is devoutly Episcopalian, her attitude toward faith is accessible regardless of the flavor of the reader's religion.

Over the past 15 years I've sifted through a lot of metaphysical and philosophical musings about this business of being human, and the person who has best nailed our predicament is Caroline Myss. Not only that, but she's come up with the most profoundly effective tools I've encountered yet. Anat omy of the Spirit, co-written with C. Norman Shealy, looks at physical and emotional imbalances in terms of what they show about our use of our energy and spirit. (It's also available on cassette .) Her tape series Energy Anatomy expounds on imbalances associated with each chakra and how our investment of energy affects our bodies. Why People Don't Heal and How They Can looks more closely at disease and hidden blocks that encourage it.

Books That Make Me Laugh / Film


Children's Books for Adults

When I was growing up, books were the standard -- and welcome -- present for birthdays and Christmas alike. Because my mother was fond of ordering from the catalog of Blackwell's in Oxford, what I read was often quite a bit different from what my friends and classmates did. As a result I feasted on some mesmerizing stories that have stayed with me for decades.

Tove Jansson's stories of Moominland have an odd, whimsical magic that is unrivaled in either children's or adult literature. Bouncing back from fantastical developments -- and an underlying good-heartedness -- are the only common characteristics of Moomin Valley's inhabitants, who are as sweet and vain and troublemaking as in any community. In the first of the series, Finn Family Moomintroll (paperback), the first day of spring brings a hike to a mountaintop and the discovery of the Hobgoblin's hat, which works a strange effect on anything that enters it.

Moomins usually hibernate during winter, but not in Moominland Midwinter , when a bewitching bathing house floats into their midst. Paperback ; hardcover. Moominsummer Madness is my favorite in the series, a tale of writing and producing a play. Paperback ; hardcover . Others in the series: Moominpapa at Sea , Moominpapa's Memoirs ,
Comet in Moominland paperback; hardcover ; Tales From Moominvalley paperback ; hardcover hardcover.


E. Nesbit's works, from the turn of the last century, featured resourceful children who encountered fantastical situations, beings and devices, always without benefit of adult guidance, and and always with an undercurrent of real danger. The truth of her voice no doubt comes from her own adamant refusal to count herself among the adults, even when she was well past fooling anyone; a biography I read of her years ago painted a portrait of an insufferable overgrown brat. Her stories captivated Noel Coward, who returned to her books again and again, as I have.

My favorite is The Enchanted Castle ( hardcover; paperback).Children who are forced to stay at school during a holiday find an enchanted castle with an enchanted princess, a magic ring that grants invisibility, and statues that come to life. This one has a scene that has never left me: The children make figures out of paper bags, which they call "Ugli Wuglis," to serve as the audience for their play. When the castle's spell affects them and they also come to live, they reveal a disturbing speech impediment -- because their mouths have no roofs.

Five Children and It. "It" is a foul-tempered beast (a Psammead) that the children stumble upon in a sand-pit, who has the power to take them back through time ( hardcover; paperback). The Phoenix and the Carpet , the second in the triology, lays the historical groundwork for the power struggles behind the triology. In the final volume, The Story of the Amulet, he children find the Psammead for sale in a pet shop. He takes them into the past again, this time in search of the other half of a broken amulet.

In Wet Magic, children on holiday at the seashore discover a real mermaid in captivity.


Likewise, P.L. Traver's Mary Poppins had a dark edge, air of mystery and outright harshness that made her adventures all the more magical. The spoonful of sugar that Disney served up with her turns my stomach; I'd rather feast on the slightly unsavoury meat of the original tales. Disney's nanny wouldn't have given her only pair of gloves to one of the Pleiades come down to earth to do Christmas shopping for her sisters, or taken her charges to a sweet shop run by a woman whose fingers are made of barley sugar, or climbed a ladder to glue to the sky foil stars the children had saved from brownies from that shop. Previously hard-to-find, the bulk of the series was reissued in the fall of 1997, so you can see what I'm talking about and judge for yourself now:
More recently, Madeleine L'Engle's fantasies pit children into danger -- not just to themselves, but to their family and, at times, the universe. The best known is the Newberry Award winning A Wrinkle in Time ( hardcover; paperback ). Meg Murry and her sickly little brother Charles Wallace learn to travel through time and space to look for their father, who has disappeared while on a secret mission for the government. In A Swiftly Tilting Planet, the two children band with a unicorn to battle a dictator who intends to destroy the universe. In A Wind in the Door, Charles Wallace finds a dragon in his garden and heads off into space again with his sister to confront power and evil. The entire Time Quartet (A Swiftly Tilting Planet/A Wind in the Door/A Wrinkle in Time/Many Waters) is available in paperback.

The Murry homestead is again the stage for An Acceptable Time, when grand-daughter Polly comes for a visit and unexpectedly slips back 3,000 years, just as a prehistoric confrontation is coming to a head.

L'Engle has also chronicled a family that stays put on terra firma, the Austins. Of this series, The Moon By Night, had a profound impact on me as a teenager. As her family travels across the country one summer, Vicky Austin ponders two boys who are pursuing her and who are as different as day and night. By summer's end, she realizes that what she's really looking for is herself.


Kay Thompson's Eloise is the ultimate inner child gone amuck, and she's just been re-released. (On top of which, she bears a scary resemblence, physical and otherwise, to me at age six.) Her Christmas volume is my favorite, Eloise in Paris is also out again.

Books That Make Me Laugh / Books That Make Sense of Life


Film
If I were stuck on a desert island, these are the films I'd want with me (along with electricity, a VCR and a monitor, of course):

Repo Man. An East LA punk joins the chase for a hot Chevy Malibu with a trunk full of dead aliens and enters the weird lattice of coincidence that overlays all existence.

The Marx Brothers' Duck Soup and Monkey Business, available online from the Why A Duck? Bookstore, in association with Amazon.com.

Jean Cocteau's poetic Beauty and the Beast and hypnotic Orpheus. Besides being visually and aurally lyrical, each is a technical marvel as well. In the first, as Beauty enters the Beast's castle, arms extend candlelabra, which ignite in sequence as she passes by; in the second, characters dive into mirrors that dissolve as if water (with no camera reflection in the shots, which were filmed through pin pricks in a wall.)

The Shop Around the Corner, an Ernst Lubitsch film starring Margaret Sullavan and Jimmy Stewart, is one of the finest, tightest scripts ever. It was sapped up for the musical now in revival, "She Loves Me."

The Philadelphia Story. Released in that movie manna year of 1939, this film turned around Katherine Hepburn's reputation as box office poison.

Screwball comedies

The Awful Truth. Cary Grant divorces Irene Dunne only to learn -- you guessed it -- he's still in love with her. Contains an amazingly pitiable boyfriend.

The Palm Beach Story. Directed by Preston Sturges, starring Joel McRea, Claudette Colbert and Rudy Vallee. Only in a Sturges film would an elderly Wiener King find Claudette Colbert cowering in her bathtub (dressed, of course) and give her a bunch of money just because she's pretty. The rest of the plot bears as much relationship to reality. This one is not only wildly entertaining, but has obvious sexual crackling between the leads.

To Be or Not to Be. Ernst Lubitsch's version (if you please!), starring Jack Benny and Carole Lombard in her last role. As always in a Lubitsch film, the script is tight and pointed as can be. Benny and Lombard are archly, and believably, egotistical spouses.

You Can't Take It With You. Directed by Frank Capra, starring Jimmy Stewart, Spring Byington, Lionel Barrymore and zillions more. Imagine a huge old house in which everyone was free to pursue his own creative interests. After seeing this film, lawyers have been known to envy the nerve of the reticient clerk who quits his job to move into the house and build little pop-up toys. Once of those movies that makes you feel good about being alive.

The Women . Not screwball, strictly speaking (no men are on camera, and the essence of screwball is subliminated sexual tension), but definitely screwy. Not to mention bitchy. Joan Crawford is a tart of a shop girl who steals the hubby of Norma Shearer, whose cadre of friends include one very ridiculously dressed Rosalind Russell.

Quirky Comedies

Frog . If Elliott Gould and Shelley Duvall are playing parents, something's bound to be out of kilter. A boy with a thing for amphibians stumbles onto a frog that talks (voice by Paul Williams) and claims to be an enchanted prince. "That's Amore" plays a pivotal role in revenging a science fair atrocity and will never sound the same again. The ending frame of this film is the most perfect in the history of the cinema.

Gregory's Girl . An early 80s Scottish release by Bill Forsyth, whose later "Local Hero" was made with backing from the States. This daft, charming, sweet tale is about a bunch of teenage boys without a clue and a school full of girls who know the score. Even Gregory's 12-year-old sister Maddie understands this boy-girl thing better than her brother, who is infatuated with a new student who displaces him as goalie for the soccer team. He thinks she's his girl, and it takes the entire story for him to figure out who really is.

A Hard Day's Night . If I have to explain this, you are dead, or 10 years old.

International House is one of the strangest movies ever made. W.C. Fields is a pilot who tosses beer bottles out of his plane across the globe and lands on the roof of the Oriental hotel where George Burns and Gracie Allen are the house doctor and nurse. Inside, an inventor is perfecting a device that picks up visual as well as radio transmissions. Every so often the slender plot (which has something to do with a romance threatened by a quarantine) is interrupted, sometimes by a Burns and Allen routine, sometimes by a random transmission. The one to watch for is of Baby Rose Marie belting out deep-throated big-hot-mamma stuff while still in socks and Maryjanes.

The Loved One. Black humor scripted by Evelyn Waugh, with a cast full of surprises, including John Gielgud as a parasol-toting queen, Liberace as a casket salesman, Rod Steiger as a mortician, and Paul Williams as a rocket-building pre-teen. Robert Morse is a perfectly nice young man who gets sucked into the weird machinations of a funeral home owned by Jonathan Winters. Hard to find, and undeservedly obscure. Please alert me if you find a source for this one (that doesn't cost $299)!

The President's Analyst. James Coburn enters a modern-day Kafkaesque world after becoming the president's confidant, which give him plenty of opportunities to flash a world class psycho grin.

The Ruling Class . Peter Toole is a gentle nobleman labouring under the delusion that he's Christ, until he decides he's Jack the Ripper instead. If you were under 30 in the 70s, you saw this film.

Silents

Broken Blossoms. Lillian Gish plays a motherless girl living with a violent father on the docks of London, who finds sanctuary with a kind shopkeeper from China. When her father traps her in a rage, Gish's acting is so evocative you can hear her screaming.

Blood and Sand. Rudolph Valentino could too act, and this tale of a bullfighter proves it.

Queen Christina alone justifies Garbo's magnetic hold on audiences. She plays a queen who gives up her throne for love, and her scenes with John Gilbert are better than any Harlequin romance or Barbara Cartland novel. (Another excellent Garbo role is the doomed courtesan Camille).

Books That Make Me Laugh / Books That Make Sense of Life / Children's Books for Adults

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